i’ve just realized that jack and shitty are roughly what i would imagine jonathan toews and patrick kane to be like if they played together in college, and as a blackhawks fan i am massively more emotional over their friendship now

oh huh isn’t that such a strange unintentional coincidence hm wow 

ETA 1/3/14: Although I’ll go ahead and qualify this by noting that

Patrick Kane does not have:

(a) Any current theses on gender and masculinity brewing

(b) A mustache

(c) The time to smoke as much weed as Shitty.

And that Jonathan Toews might not have:
(a) Giant, raging, lazily-concealed daddy issues.

But ship whomever!! Now would be a great time to mention: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Though if such a person exists who bears a striking resemblance in appearance, manner, or biography to Eric Bittle, please notify the author immediately as she would like to befriend this person, and formally make this person her muse. Thank you.


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