“and the bubble gum lasts forever”
the benefits of being a ghost, according to mandy and jenny (from check, please!)
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Morning: haunt Ransom (in the shower) (DUH)
Afternoon: scare off guy who always leaves a ZILLLion thai food menus on the welcome mat. Jack totally hates that
Late afternoon: paint nails while Shitty and Johnson get stoned. didja know, there’s like, an infinite number of colors?
Late-late afternoon: romcom viewing with Holster (10 Things I Hate About You. his choice)
Evening: watch Bitty make like a dozen pies while dancing to Destiny’s Child (his choice.)
Late Evening: change the music to Backstreet Boys at tonight’s kegster. What are the kids saying nowadays? YOLO!