Jack Zimmermann was one of those chubby kids but then puberty hit him like a brick wall and then EVERYONE GOT REALLY CONFUSED.
Jack’s dad was a professional hockey player and Jack’s mom was an actress/model. (More on this later!) So when Jack came out of the womb and looked…well…
…awkward people were genuinely worried.
But then he got his dad’s ass and his mother’s cheekbones and the entire nation of Canada breathed a sigh of relief.